A Credo Presentation is a 5 minute presentation, where you have 20 slides, and you talk about each slide for 15 seconds. You are not bound by rules, and you can talk about anything you want. You can also repeat the slides if you know you will need more time to talk about it.
In this presentation I will talk about 3 things that are absolute truths. The first is that Airbus is infinitely better than Boeing. As you may have noticed, B is for bad, and Boeing starts with B. The picture is a 777x, while it may look cool, the door exploded in testing. Let me ask you, would you like to fly in a plane where the doors would explode???As you may have seen in the news, this is the 737 max. They suck. They tried to copy Airbus’ strategy of modifying old planes. But the 737 is too low to the ground, and they wanted bigger engines, so then they put the engines slightly over the plane, which causes stalling. So then they made MCAS, where it would take control of the elevator. But then it failed, and as a result, the planes crashed, and people lost their lives. Now this is the Airbus a320/21 neo. It is beautiful. And It hasn’t had any problems with crashes. 😮Now you cant deny that the most iconic plane is the 747. But do you really want to travel in a small, old plane that smells like diapers, and crap? With TV screens smaller than an iphone, and isles that are too narrow to walk in. Here is the a380, it has a lot more leg room. This is the plane you want to be travelling in!A is for Awesome, and Airbus starts with A. Airbus is build using teamwork, while Boeing is built in America. This is my favorite plane. The a350. It is the most technologically advanced commercial Aeroplane ever. Its wing tips reduce 25% fuel consumption. (parry that greta!) The second absolute truth is that Thomas the tank engine was the peak of human existance. (2003-2006, went downhill from there lol)Back in my day, they made the tv show with real model railways, and the toys were awesome. Ye i told you guys that it went down hill. Well lets just say that God left these trains unfinished. Also the toys suck now. Big sad, boo hoo.THis was my childhood. (not my picture btw, I didn’t have that much space, and tracks.Last absolute truth. Dogs are better than cats.
As you can see dog owners live longer, and are healthier. Cat owners are not seen on this graph. I wonder why 🙄I mean. Do you really want that thing on the left crawling around your house. Or do you want to be a normal person and have this good boi on the right? Yeah thats what I thought. This is a REVERSE poem that I made. Read it from the bottom to the top.
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This Credo presentation was much better in person. You were hysterical.
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